Great new product idea

Remember the part of the Bible where Jesus talks about not hiding your light under a basket? Well, if you're doing it anyway, the Curt Jester is now selling a product that'll help you out.

As a side note, the Wikipedia article for "basket" contains the following useful information that may or may not survive the next edit:

"The handbasket, a type of small basket, is strongly associated with going to Hell. It is the vehicle which transports the soul."