It's tough living in UCLA

The Upper Canton/Lower Akron area is certainly having its share of hard times:

1. Cleveland is officially the poorest city in the nation.
2. Ohio is the sixteenth-fattest state in the nation, with 62.4% of its citizenry being overweight or obese.
3. The Youngstown Diocese still doesn't have a bishop. Of the sees in the United States, only Sioux Falls has gone longer without a bishop.